If only Setsubun was as cool as this commercial makes it seem:
There is a big bean throwing fest in my area. If I can only find a way to disguise myself as a child, I could throw some beans around and drive off those terrible oni.
(If they look like the guy in that commercial, I’d probably upend the beans and be like, “all out, Mr. Demon. Guess you’ll have just to take me with you” )
A girl can dream. 😉